speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
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I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.