I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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