i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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