does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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