I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
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he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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