Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
im holly from the hills drunk
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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