i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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