I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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