okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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