theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
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she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
So squirting runs in the family.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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