there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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