You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
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