she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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