you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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