somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
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