we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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