I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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