This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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