I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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