so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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