Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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