Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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