I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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