SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
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I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
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Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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