your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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