oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
is wine microwaveable?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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