Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Randomize
