Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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