How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
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HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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