the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
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We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
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I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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