You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Panties = found
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
