handjob tips. give me some.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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