two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
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you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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