ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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