dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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