i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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