cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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