There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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