we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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