Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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