Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
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I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
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At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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