he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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