just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
im drinking this country out of the recession.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
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Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I touched a dick in church today
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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