hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
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