its not stalking. its research.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it