I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
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I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her