oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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