we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
my being single is dangerous.
this will be a night to untag.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Randomize
