I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
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it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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