Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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