Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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