would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
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Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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