finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
There are leaves in my underwear?
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