just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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