i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
