The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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