It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
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he confused my yawn for an orgasm
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
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Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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